JAW DROPPING NEWS! “The Final 5 Killer Weapons Guaranteed To Destroy Obesity, Every Time!”

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“Ambivalence is one of the biggest enemies of change. If you aren't sure that you really want to take action on something such as your weight, ambivalence will usually win.”

Author: Linda Spangle,

“100 Days of Weight Loss: The Secret to Being Successful on Any Diet Plan: A Daily Motivator”

WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! Be prepared for some shocking news that might blow your mind. But, don’t say I didn’t warn you. Read it at your own risk. Agree or not?

ANYHOW, HERE GOES! You stare at yourself in the mirror. You turn this way and that, but all you see are those bulges, folds and unsightly puckers. You stand on the scale. Maybe if you exhaled all your breath, maybe if you removed your watch, your ring things will improve.

YOU COULD PAINT THESE WORDS PICTURE of yourself endlessly. Remember the last encounter with your scale, mirror or a swimsuit. The fact is, you’re altogether too familiar with the extent of your past caloric sins. What you need now is someone to help you get out of this mess.

WHENEVER I PAINT THE GRIM metabolic picture for obese individuals, some people get angry. "It's all very well to tell us about our bodies," they say. "But what do we do about them? What's the ultimate solution?"

FRANKLY, I DON'T THINK THERE IS ONE. Yet. Other articles about weight loss have ultimate solutions, but if they were so ultimate, you wouldn't be reading this one. The dieting establishment says that the solution is self-control: Learn to live in a semi-starvation state and get a reasonable amount of exercise

HAPPY SO FAR? If you are, then let’s joyfully fast forward to the next part of this article i.e. the  ‘Overview’

OVERVIEW:

Before, we launch full scale on this tiny report, allow me to show you, our honorable readers, a sketchy background information first.  Alright?

Don’t be shell shocked if I were to say without batting an eye, is simply this!

·       Take diet pills forever.

·       Keep smoking.

·       Obtain a suction lumpectomy.

·       Procure an intestinal bypass

·       Get a bubble.

Sound ridiculous? Don’t be. Continue reading and prove me wrong, if you dare. OK?

First thing first, let me say the weapon is ‘take diet pills forever’ Confused? Don’t be! Just read on!

FINAL WEAPON NO.1: TAKE DIET PILLS FOREVER.

If you have to live starved, get chemical help. You can always find a semiretired doctor who's sick of all the medical hypocrisy and will give you some pills. He might die, however, or be exposed by a zealous reporter. Connect the dots, if you can! If you find this weapon ‘out of the world’

The next weapon may be ‘unhealthy’ but if truth is to be told, this weapon may effective per se.

FINAL WEAPON NO 2: KEEP SMOKING.

It will kill your appetite, lower your set point, and raise your basal metabolic rate. It will kill you, too, but hell—you'll die thin! Now that’s as close to ‘black’  magic as you’ll find. Agree or not?

Now that we have reported that smoking is a ‘ideal’ way to lose weight, don’t be distressed  if I say that getting a suction lumpectomy could be another great firearm!

By the way, this bring us to another  bomb to seriously consider. It’s none other than ‘suction lumpectomy’

As mentioned, the next weapon says it succulently!

FINAL WEAPON NO 3: GET A SUCTION LUMPECTOMY.

Find a doctor who'll take your money and suck those fat cells out of your thighs, hips, stomach, buttocks, and chin. Tell him to keep sucking, never stop sucking. Wouldn’t that be something out of this world? Trust me, it’s all coming up. Gruesome as it may be but do keep reading. Don’t ever stop even if you may not agree so far!

And here's where it gets even more interesting and more bloody, if I may say so myself. OK?

FINAL WEAPON NO 4: GET AN INTESTINAL BYPASS.

It's like Russian roulette, of course, but hey, live fast, die young. You'll probably have liver failure, kidney stones, and massive vitamin deficiencies in a couple of years—and they will kill you, eventually— but until then, live to eat. You might not like it but sad to say, sometimes naked truth is stranger than fiction. Get my drift?

Of course, above all, your next utmost priority is to insert a ‘bubble’ in your belly. Sounds awkward? Don’t be. It’s a kind of price, one has to pay to achieve final ‘weight loss’ success. Agree or not?

FINAL WEAPON NO 5: GET A BUBBLE.

This balloon-like gadget is easily inserted into the stomach and inflated. It makes it almost impossible to eat—you feel too full. What a shame it's got to come out in only three months. But you've learned to eat correctly, right? At least correctly with a balloon in your stomach. So don't show up to have it out. Who'll know the difference?

The above suggestions maybe cruel jokes if I am bold to say ‘Of course’. But they are solutions— although radical, expensive, and often lethal. As tired, glum, and un-magical as it sounds to say, "No pains. No gain,"

By the way before we wrap-up this article please do read the finale slowly and then read it again carefully. It is vitally important! Trust me!

CONCLUSION:

In many ways, the end of this ‘sarcastic’ article is just the beginning: the beginning of a drastic brand new way of living for you. When you do things differently, giving up those parts of your life that have been self-defeating. Especially for those which are self-affirming, your weight, your health, and your life change dramatically. You acquire self-discipline and strength. You gain a new perspective. You enjoy the positive results of accepting and liking yourself once more. And you find new meaning to your life and hope for your future.

You have wanted to lose weight for a very long time, and you must admit that never before have you had a better shot at doing it until now. I haven't given you a magic diet. I haven't told you that you can get skinny in seven days. I haven't promised you a metabolic miracle. You decide. The ball is on your side of the court. Understand?

To reinforce your insight and application, allow me to repeat the main deadly arsenals to destroy obesity for good, regardless of its side effects. Firstly, do take diet pills forever. Then, please keep smoking.  Also not to forget to obtain a suction lumpectomy.  And if you dare, do procure an intestinal bypass . Last but not least make sure you get a bubble. Does that sound desperate to you? You bet. After all said, I believe  my harsh work here is done. And best of luck to you.

“Discover The Proven Dieting Tips Guaranteed To Help You Qualify The Right Program For You . ”

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“The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.”

By: Andy Rooney

(An American radio and television writer. He was most notable for his weekly broadcast "A Few Minutes with Andy Rooney,")

DO YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING, you need to know about ‘ideal’ diets? Think again! What you are about to read could blow your mind. Read this at your own risk! A fair warning!

ALLOW ME TO KICK-START this article by asking you  just one  simple question. “How many people are getting  fat on non-fat foods?” Don’t know? The answer? Actually, it’s quite  simple. Believe me even though many people are eating less fat, they are also consuming more calories. Shocking? Don’t be! Just continue reading!

THE SAD TRUTH IS! Many nutritional scientists and weight-loss professionals, myself  included, discovered such  findings are of no surprise to us. In fact, they confirm what we have  been observing for years. The problem of excess dietary fat  has been replaced by much more insidious problem: the problem of how and how   much the American and  perhaps rich Asians people are eating.

OH! BY THE WAY TODAY COULD BE YOUR LUCKY DAY! Because by you scrolling down this page, the answer will appear right in front of your eyes. Don’t believe? just read on and prove me wrong. Want to bet?

HOLD YOUR HORSES! Before we dig deeper into this bulletin, allow me to give you a quick bird’s eye of this tiny report. Agree or not ?

OVERVIEW:

In a manner of speaking or rather writing, let’s raise the curtain  a bit and give you  a quick peep of  what is to come. It’s like giving  you a full view at a glance. Yes?

In essence, a practical  and workable dieting program should:-

•             Give You Foods That Make You Feel Satisfied.

•             Fill You Up But Devoid of Too Many Calories.

•             Have Fibre That Acts As A Good Stuffing.

•             Encourage The Ingesting Of  Fluid, Fructose, And Fibre Before A Meal.

•             Gratify Your Carbohydrate Receptors Just A Little

Having scanned over the distilled essence of an ideal diet, we should now be ready to go full streamed ahead. Agree or not?

First thing first, let’s dwell on the idea Number One or practical  tip. Any objections?

WORKABLE DIET TIP NO. 1. A DIET SHOULD GIVE YOU MEALS THAT MAKE YOU FEEL FULL.

If truth is to be told, such a diet must not be enraptured or transported. Moreover it is something  you understand fully. And also be comfortable, satisfied with.  On the contrary, they should not leave you ruminating about more food. Get my picture?

Next up, let’s fast forward to Workable Tip No. 2, concerning food that should contain less calories yet feeling satisfied. 

Here’s goes!

WORKABLE DIET TIP NO. 2. A DIET SHOULD FILL YOU UP WITHOUT TOO MANY CALORIES.

Needless to say, water is the cheapest filler, so drink at least four glasses a day. This will also wash a lot of waste products out of your system. Of course coffee or tea could be consider as a liquid diet supplement  provided no milk or sugar is added. So it’s obvious. Isn’t it?  You don’t need a PhD in food technology to understand this simple concept.

Hello? Are you still with me. If you are ‘ good’. Then, let’s move along to the next feasible dieting tip which is to focus on fibre foods.

WORKABLE DIET TIP NO. 3. FIBER IS A GOOD FILLER, TOO.

You guessed it. Actually you can have your bran plain or you can mix it into something like meatballs. Sorry, you cannot have it in a muffin. Whenever possible, you should try to eat low-calorie fibres like pectin or guar. Frankly they probably interfere with fat absorption in the small intestine. And speaking of waste in your system, fibre will also give you bulkier, more regular stools, which you'll appreciate. Easy as pie, if I may say so myself.

Next, if you read nothing so far, the next tip on consuming liquid  should knock your socks off your feet! Don’t say I didn’t warn you. Believe it?

WORKABLE DIET’S TIP NO.4.  CONSUME FLUID, FRUCTOSE, AND FIBER BEFORE A MEAL.

This pointer  probably takes the cake! Realms of research have uncovered that by consuming  such fluid it is  less likely you'll gorge yourself  between  meals. Most fresh fruit supplies all of these. And it's essential for your total health and weight loss too. Need I to say more on this tip? I guess not!

Last and certainly not the least, it’s none other than minimal consumption of starchy food. The emphasis here is on quality rather than quantity. Get my drift?

WORKABLE  DIET’S TIP NO. 5. A DIET MUST SATISFY YOUR CARBOHYDRATE RECEPTORS JUST A LITTLE

Now here is the real surprise. Complex carbohydrate of itself is not bad. Provided it does not go above your critical carbohydrate level and triggering a binge. Additionally, cooked vegetables make an ideal low-calorie carbohydrate . You can also, if you're desperate, eat a plain breadstick afterwards. That's bea plain breadstick only if you're desperate. A little of protein will meanwhile help get your basal metabolic rate up. Also  itwill help you to delay your hunger pangs. Easy as pie! Not to sound boastful, this tip is no rocket science. Trust me!

Even as we are into the final leg of this ‘weight loss journey’, let me boost your morale a little so that you have the strength and stamina to execute the tips above. Any objections?

Here’s goes again!

CONCLUSION:

Congratulations! No matter which small change you began your journey with, you've reached the end of this article, and the beginning of a very different life’s journey: maintaining your weight and adopting a new healthy eating lifestyle.

But before we go on, take a moment to give yourself a pat on the back. Jokes aside! Making lifestyle changes is never easy, but the benefits, as I think you would discover are worth it.

By the way, any tiny report like this is incomplete without a recap of the tips just revealed to you. In summary, the first tip is that you should consume foods that make you feel satisfied. Then do eat healthy foods that fill you up but devoid of too many calories. Next, remember also to have fibber grubs that acts as  good  stuffing’s.  Not forgetting also to  ingest plenty of nutrients in the form of fluid, fructose, and fibre before any meal. Lastly, do pamper or satisfy  your carbohydrate receptors just a little at a time. Simple enough, right?

With this succulent  conclusion, I believe my job is done here. And wishing you an everlasting slim and healthy body.

“ Exposed! How to Ban the Binge And Speed-Up Your Weight Loss For ‘Life’. Failsafe Way! ”

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“Everyone is going to binge on a diet, for instance, so plan for it, schedule it, and contain the damage.”

Mr.Tim Ferriss

(An American author, entrepreneur, angel investor, and public speaker. In 2007, he published The 4-Hour Workweek: Escape 9-5, Live Anywhere, and Join the New Rich.) 

 

BELIEVE ME. What you are about to read is one cruel fact of life every dieter has to face at one time or another. Moreover, this article is not sugar coated for you to read and then just forget about it. Speaking of candy, by itself it can stimulate more binging. Serious!

FURTHERMORE, treatment of binge eating disorder is highly challenging. You ask ‘Why?’ It’s just because most people feel ashamed of their disorder. And, surprising they try to hide their problems. Often, they are so successful in hiding  that even close family members and friends don't know they binge at all. Get my drift?

TRUST ME, SUCH EATING DISORDERS require a comprehensive treatment plan that must be adjusted to meet the needs of each patient. The goal of treatment for binge eating disorder is to help the person gain control over his or her eating behavior. Treatment most often involves a combination of the following strategies. Get the picture?

BUT, HOLD YOUR HORSES, do let me give you a quick glimpse  of what interesting things you are about to read! OK?

PREVIEW:

The essence of this bulletin can be boiled down to just five important strategies. Since it’s so vital please do read them slowly. And then read it again carefully because it is highly critical to get a tight grip of how to ban the bingeing for ‘life’.  Don’t believe? Just plough on!

Remember to do the following. And don’t ask questions . Alright?

•            Eat Complex Carbohydrates Only

•            Apply  Psychotherapy

•            Medication Usage

•            Nutrition Counseling

•            Group and or  Family Therapy

Having said and done so far, let’s confidently move to the ‘meat’ of this short report. Shall we?

KILLER STRATEGY  TO  BAN THE BINGE NO.1.EAT COMPLEX CARBOHDRATES ONLY

The harsh reality is that the excessive food craving comes from frustrated internal carbohydrate organ receptors   that  are looking for a fix. The trick is how to give in to it without triggering a binge. Personally, I find that mashed, butter-flavored, starch, vegetables fill that emptiness fast Example mashed turnips, sweet sour cabbage, and spaghetti squash parmesan. Personally, when I diet I a have a turnip, spaghetti squash, or cabbage nearby. I alternate weeks so I don't get tired of my snack. Easy as pie!

This carbohydrate issue bring us nicely to the question of ‘psychotherapy’  to seriously consider on bingeing . Agree or not?

KILLER STRATEGY TO  BAN THE BINGE NO.2. PSYCHOTHERAPY:

This is a type of individual counseling requires focusing on changing the thinking (cognitive therapy) and behavior (behavioral therapy) of that person with an such an eating disorder. Treatment includes practical techniques for developing healthy attitudes toward food and weight. As well as approaches to changing the way the person responds to difficult situations. As old as the hills! True or not?

Hello? Did you grasp  what I just wrote on ‘PSYCHOTHERAPY’? If you do then it’s  ‘good for you’. You should now be ready to give your undivided attention on question of ‘Medication?’

KILLER STRATEGY TO BAN THE BINGE NO.3. MEDICATION :

Trust me, certain antidepressant medications, called selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors (SSRIs such as Prozac and Paxil), might be used to help control anxiety and depression associated with an eating disorder. The anti-seizure drug Topamax may reduce binge eating episodes, but side effects can be serious. Surprised? Wouldn’t that be something? It’s all coming up, so keep reading

Up next! Let’s explore the next important killer strategy regarding ‘counseling’. Alright?

KILLER STRATEGY TO BAN THE BINGE NO.4. NUTRITION COUNSELING:

This strategy is designed to help restore normal eating patterns, and to teach the importance of nutrition and a balanced diet. For such counseling there  must be an accepted understanding of  the obese person’s  characteristics at the start. The cruel reality is that the  person seeking  help must adopt  help-seeking attitudes and a good attachment style.  Without such honest interactions, it does not work well. Unfortunately, sometimes  truth is stranger than fiction. Get my drift?

This brings us to last but most important strategy which  cannot be over emphasized.  Here is it in a golden platter  for you!

KILLER STRATEGY TO BAN THE BINGE NO.5. GROUP AND/OR FAMILY THERAPY:

Family support is very important to treatment success. It is important that family members understand the eating disorder and recognize its signs and symptoms. People with eating disorders might benefit from group therapy. Therein they can find support and openly discuss their feelings and concerns with others who share common experiences and problems.

Now  that I’ve completely  shaken your most fundamental  beliefs in your quest to weight loss, then allow me to  make a few wrap-up comments  inside the last paragraph. Any objections?

CONCLUSION:

Sincerely said, there is no better way  to end this tiny report except to ask you to please heed my humble advice. That is, to learn and really practice what you have read. But even before I sign off, I want to thank you for reading this article up till now.

Oh! By the way, you may ask! Would I still  do what I do it if you didn’t ? My answer is a big ‘YES’.  Indeed, personally I would. Because it makes me happy when the words  and actions blend nicely together to fit your lifestyle.  And when this regime is followed and do  exactly that it delights me. It’s still better if  charted only with you.  I repeat, the ‘YOU’, my constant reader! With this,  I  confidently bid you a better weight loss. Plus good  health always be with you ultimately.

As a final reminder to etched into your mind, allow me to restate the salient points. Firstly, do consume  complex carbohydrates only. Then remember to apply psychotherapy wherever and whenever. But don’t forget to use medication appropriately. And finally seek nutrition counseling  either as group or as a family therapy. 

Jaw Dropping News! “At Last! Shocking Killer Causes Why Dieters Suffer From Weight Loss Plateaus. Now Fully Exposed!”

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“Intermittent fasting is worth experimenting with when trying to break a fat loss plateau.”

By Vic Magary

(FatLossForFree.com, ‘My co-conspirator on Impossible Abs’)

GOOD NEWS! HELP IS AT HAND. These timely earth-shaking  facts about  dieters weight loss ‘plateau’ is now uncovered just for you today. And that’s why you should be seriously reading this article word-for-word.

BECAUSE YOU DOWNLOADED THIS TINY REPORT,  I guess you may not be satisfied with the results of your past dieting attempts. This time, you’re still   looking  for something different. You want information, good hard facts. You want to understand, once and all, what you have to do to banish weight loss plateau permanently. You want personalized  action plan that will get to your objective of destroying the dreaded  ‘plateau’. You want to get going, lose still more weight and get on to your life. Yes or no?

WAIT A MINUTE. Before we rush into things, allow me to explain what is dieter’s  ‘plateau’ . Simply, a plateau is a stage in a diet when further reduced eating and increased exercise bring no results. It's frustrating as hell: You're holding up your end  the bargain (by not eating the things you want to eat), but  it  still fails you.

THAT BEING SAID, we now invite  you to dip your toes in the uncharted ‘plateau’ waters, with a quick overview! OK? Why wait?

OVERVIEW:

Believe me, the  bird’s eye view of this bulletin do somehow lay  a strong  foundations for erecting the article’s frame work for you. Agree or not?

Below are only some of the critical causes of dieters’ weight loss ‘plateaus’:-

·        Fluid Retention

·        A Drop In Thyroid

·        Reached the dieter’s  Set-Point Weight

Hello! By the way, are the above causes begin to sound suspiciously familiar? Don’t answer me yet. Continue reading and then you tell me! Alright?

Terrific! Now let advance to the first cause of dieter’s  plateau triggered by  ‘FLUID RETENTION.’ Shall we?

FIRST MAJOR   CAUSE FOR  DIETER’S WEIGHT LOSS ‘PLATEAU’:  FLUID RETENTION

As said, the initial cause of a plateau is fluid retention. It's much more common in females. And can occur premenstrual,  at ovulation or with certain drugs.  Also with the ingestion of slightly more salt than normal.

Luckily for you, usually  the plateau of this nature, will end within ten days. If you can't wait, try some vitamin  B6 (300 mg), or sharply decrease your carbohydrates for one day only. (Limit yourself to three small cans of tuna.)

Of course, if your plateau is premenstrual, you must wait until your period. You'll lose water the day before you lose blood, and most of the fluid retention will be gone by the time you start menstruating. Truthfully, you don’t need a Ph.D. to understand and be prepared for this! Am I right?

Next, this bring us to another key cause  to seriously consider.

SECOND MAJOR  CAUSE FOR  DIETER’S WEIGHT LOSS ‘PLATEAU’:  A DROP IN THYROID

If low salt, menses, or the protein day do not budge your weight, you're faced with the second reason for the plateau—a drop in thyroid, which I explain in detail now. Maybe it could be this substance  secreted  by the brain to protect fat or a defect  in the fat cell itself. Perhaps  it’s too little of the thyroid’s  hormone that breaks down fat. Or  a sluggish pituitary gland. An enzyme  disorder.  It could be  a vitamin lack. Plus an energy pump failing to function and so on.  Hence would you call it a ‘Chicken or egg’ dilemma? Your guess is good as mine. Get my drift?

Having adequately covered the ‘thyroid’ cause of dieter’s plateau, the last but certainly not the least could be the individual’s  ‘Set-point’ weight syndrome.

 THIRD  MAJOR  CAUSE  FOR  DIETER’S WEIGHT LOSS ‘PLATEAU’:  REACHED THEIR SET-POINT WEIGHT

Herein lies the third  cause for any dieters’ plateau. It’s simply that you've reached your set-point weight. It might be ten or fifteen pounds higher than you thought it was, but no amount of exercise, thyroid, or protein days will do any permanent good.  Hence, you must learn to live with this inevitable phenomena . Unfortunately, sometimes truth is stranger than fiction. Hard to swallow? Don’t be.

So to sum up what have all been said I highly recommend  you to read the conclusion with full, 100% and total concentrations.  Any objections?  If ‘no’ then do continue. Why wait?

CONCLUSION:

Trust me, the wrap-up of the tiny report would be incomplete without giving you a deep and further insight of this infamous ‘PLATEAU’ that dieters really dread! Yes? Believe it or not, in the dark ages of the "Inquisition," we used to think that plateaus  dieters were cheating. Physicians used to tell them it was possible we ate fattening foods without realizing it, as if they were Haitian zombies or something.

Then some clever researchers put big individual on a diet and found that the longer the regime lasted, the more their metabolic rate (rate of burning energy) slowed down. They conclude  that this slowdown was the body's way of protecting its fat.

The body do not see fat as a bad thing. In fact, it zealously guards it, records a set-point weight, and will fight to the finish to defend that set point. When the body gets over the shock of the initial water loss, it begins fighting back. And the sneaky way it fights back is by lowering  basal metabolic rate so you don't burn as much fat. Hence the plateau!

Before ending this short report a quick reminder is in order. Actually for the purpose of  truly benefiting you, the reader, let’s  review the major causes. Firstly the ‘plateau’ cause could be the body reacts through fluid retention . Then we must bear in mind  the cause of this mystery  could be a drop in thyroid.  Lastly it would also be the body’s  stubborn  set-point weight. A mind etching reminder? Your bet!